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- Welcome to Aston Shell!
- Home page: http://www.AstonShell.com/
- When all else fails, read the instructions.
- Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer. ;-)
- New systems generate new problems. ;-)
- A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection. ;-)
- Any given program, when running, is obsolete. ;-)
- The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state. ;-)
- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ;-)
- All great discoveries are made by mistake. ;-)
- You can modify this file (tips.rc).
- Always draw your curves, then plot your reading. ;-)
- Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner. ;-)
- Nothing is as easy as it looks. ;-)
- Everything takes longer than you think. ;-)
- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. ;-)
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. ;-)
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. ;-)
- AltDesk - virtual desktops' manager.
- If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist. ;-)
- Every solution breeds new problems. ;-)
- You never run out of things that can go wrong. ;-)
- If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. ;-)
- Any program will expand to fill available memory. ;-)
- The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. ;-)
- Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug. ;-)
- Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited. ;-)
- Paper is always strongest at the perforations. ;-)
- Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way. ;-)
- Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them. ;-)
- Machines should work. People should think. ;-)
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